
St. George Spirits Absinthe review.
With the Warriors on the road what is a fan to do? We line up and wait for a type of alcohol that has been banned for 95 years is what we do. Well I didn’t exactly wait in line but don’t let me get ahead of myself at least not yet anyway. Lets start with a little history on this infamous spirit. It is basically a Brandy with several herbs added for flavor. Some of the herbs have been blamed for causing delerious effects. It became famous in popular culture during the late 19th and early 20th century when Parisian artists and writers linked romantic associations with the drink. The drink then became vilified and blamed for many of societies woes. Hey they are trying to do that same thing with Video games right now. But let’s not get off topic here. It was then banned in many countries around the world. No evidence has ever found it to be any more dangerous or psychoactive than ordinary alcohol though. A modern absinthe revival began in the 1990s, as countries in the European Union began to reauthorize its manufacture and sale. In the United States it has been legal to ship bottles from Europe but no stores sold or distillers brewed any Absinthe with Wormwood. The herb containing the chemical thujone believed to have psychoactive properties. Research shows the Alchohal will have more negative effects on you then any of the herbs in it. In 2007 the first legally available absinthe was approved for sale in the United States.

The internets have been a blaze with stories of Absinthe ever since. This is what sparked my interest in it. Normally I am not a big drinker and when I do it’s normally just a few beers nothing special. Anyway with all the lore and such I got interested and started doing my own research. I came across St. George Spirits who said they would be producing real Absinthe and releasing it for sale in December. I think they are the first to produce and sell it in the United States since it was banned 95 years ago. Anyway as the weeks went by I saw more and more fan faire about St George Spirits and their Absinthe they planned to sell on December 21st. They chose this day because 74 years ago, the 21st Amendment was ratified and Prohibition ended. I originally planned to take the day off work and attempt to get a bottle. But as the day got closer some major projects came up at work that prohibited me from taking the day off. I was incredibly lucky to have a friend who works literally a mile or so from Hanger 1 a.k.a St. George Spirits distillery. So like the song goes with a little help from our friends I was able to obtain a bottle of this rare and popular spirit.

One of my favorite quotes about the drink was from Oscar Wilde who said.
"After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally you see things as they really are, which is the most horrible thing in the world."
So with that said I offer you my 3 shot review. I will have a glass and write a sentence or two about each one. So without any further a due lets start this Hunter S Thompson-esque study in toxicology.

Glass 1:
After opening the bottle and smelling it’s muse like aroma I opted to go with a Nyquil cup. This would allow me to be scientific about it. Anyway I took the first shot and needless to say it burned. The taste is pleasant it reminds me of my youth and my run in with Indian Air Gum. I honestly feel a buzz after a 30ml shot. I don’t know if 3 is even possible for me. I don’t drink hard liquor and this stuff is definitely hard. Wish me luck on the next two
Glass 2:
This is not how it was supposed to be. That 30ml was rough and it was due to my own fault. I decided to put a sugar cube in this one. Bad mistake! When I shot the Absinthe the sugar cube got lodged in my throat. I gagged for a second and started dry heaving. One thing I learned from glass two is leave the sugar cubes out. The drink by itself has a rich taste and does not need any sweetener. As for hulicinating and going on a murderous killing spree nothing yet. I do however feel like going to bed soon.
Glass 3:
The humanity! This one was a lot smoother without the sugar cube. I do feel a nice buzz now and my chest has never been warmer. I do have to say the flavor does grow on you. It can be best described as a black licorice taste. Now normally I don’t like black licorice much but as a hard alcohol it seems fitting. Well still no murderous episodes or little green fairies flying around. It does pack a punch and the build up to the event was fun. I think it’s time for me to retire now. Tomorrow the W’s play New Jersey and I plan to see things as they are. Meaning another win for the road Warriors. Here come old flattop He come grooving up slowly He got joo-joo eyeball Jump Jump!
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